Tuesday, October 05, 2004


CAUTION: If you are a tree-hugging greenie-type, don't read any further.

Q: How do you make a bear cross?

A: Nail two bears together.

I liked that one. What makes this humour? The juxtaposition of expected context and answer, aided by that wonderful thing, the English Language. It's a little obscure, but not quite so much as the following classic:

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: He was hit by a fridge.

Right, I'll leave you alone now.

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